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Crypt Magazine

5055 W. Hacienda Ave. #1124

LAS VEGAS, NV 89118

motorcitydeadman@cryptmagazine.com

Bands, Publicists, Promoters, and Management, please send press kits to the above address.

As for the rest of you...send letters, moolah, smut, cigs, booze and more moolah.

Now...on to our ghoulish staff, who labor their undead souls for your entertainment...

DAVID NECRO aka The Motor City Deadman: EDITOR-IN-GRIEF/PARANOID PUBLISHER


Born: April 9th, 1955

Died: Februrary 9th, 1974

Cause of Death, and the circumstances surrounding it: Internal bleeding as a result of a car accident, which occurred on the way back home from an Iggy and the Stooges concert at the Michigan Palace in Detroit. In a bizarre twist, Mr. Necro's 1971 black on black Dodge Demon 340 remained completely intact.

Where do you call home? Either Woodlawn Cemetery in Detroit, MI or Paradise Memorial Gardens in Las Vegas, NV.

Hobbies and Interests: Sex. Horror. Rock N' Roll.

Things you dislike: Foolish mortals and their foolish ways. Not all foolish mortals, however.

Favorite Food and Drink: bbq fetuses, cigarettes, diet cola, and rum

Favorite artists: Iggy Pop/Stooges, Alice Cooper, Dick Wagner, KISS, Wendy O. Williams/ Plasmatics, AC/DC, Motorhead, Slayer, Glenn Danzig, Dinah Cancer/45 Grave, Rozz Williams/Christian Death, Bela Lugosi, The Ghoul, Sir Graves Ghastly, Elvira, Vampira, Jayne Mansfield, Rod Serling, The Cramps, The Damned, Lords of The New Church, GBH, Boris Karloff, Type O Negative, Genitorturers, Rob Zombie, Lon Chaney Sr. and Jr, Necros, Sisters of Mercy, Henry Rollins, Black Sabbath, Lou Reed, Nico, David Bowie, Johnny Thunders/New York Dolls, Keith Richards, Jimmy Page, many other rock n' roll, punk, thrash metal, black metal, industrial, and deathrock/gothic bands not listed here, and much, much more. Did you really wanna read the whole fuckin' list anyway? Life's too short, ya know.

How do you like being undead and why?: Quite well, as I get to experience the best of both worlds; the living and the dead.

Why the Hell do you work here?: It beats digging graves.

Favorite Motto or Quote: "Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the Devil..."
-Thomas Carlyle

Last but not least, how can these foolish mortals contact you?: motorcitydeadman@cryptmagazine.com and https://www.facebook.com/david.necro

THE PUSHER: PHOTO PREDATOR/STAFF WRITER


Born: August 7, 1977

Died: April 20th, 1999

Cause of Death: Jagermeister

Where do you call home? Greenlawn Cemetery, Akron, OH

Hobbies and Interests: Booze, Food, Drugs, & Broads

Things you dislike: Censorship, and anything not listed in the above.

Favorite food and drink: Sausage, Jagermeister, and Black Cherry Faygo

Favorite Artists: Society 1, Dope, Dead Kennedys, Ramones, Sex Pistols, KISS, Alice Cooper, anything on Psychopathic, WASP, Motley Crue, Marilyn Manson, Nine Inch Nails, Black Sabbath, Rob Zombie,Genitorturers, Pigface, Electric Hellfire Club, Jane's Addiction.

How do you like being undead, and why? It kicks ass. I'll never have to worry about drinking myself to death again.

Why the Hell do you work here? When you show up for work toting a hatchet and smelling of strippers, employees tend to frown on that. Here, I fit right in, and the $6.66 an hour was a sweet deal.

Favorite Motto or Quote:  "Those enemies of mine who do not want me to be King over them, bring them here and kill them in front of me…" -Jesus Christ (Luke 19:27)

Finish this sentence; David Necro is: my partner in crime.

Last but not least, how can these foolish mortals contact you? thepusher@cryptmagazine.com and https://www.facebook.com/MrPusher

JEZAHELL: PROMO BITCH/CRYPTGIRL/STAFF WRITER


Born: I was born DEAD

Died: I can't. I'm already dead.

Cause of Death, and the circumstances surrounding it: Well, I was a still born, making me a Living Dead Girl.

Where do you call home? I have been known to lurk around Gilroy Cemetery in Gilroy, CA

Hobbies and Interests: Well, besides torturing teenage boys in my basement, I spend my life in a bathtub filled with blood. Fetish modeling, and curling up in my favorite blanket while watching a good ol' horror flick.

Things you dislike: Mustard, and if you ate anything that had it, dont be looking for a kiss from me!

Favorite Food and Drink: Anything and everything chocolate! To drink, i'll have an arnold palmer. To Drink Drink, I'll take a Vodka Tonic on the rocks!!!

Favorite artists: Marilyn Fuckin' Manson!!! Johnny Depp and Vince Vaughn also can get me a little hot and bothered :)

How do you like being undead and why?: I LOVE being undead cuz i'll never get old and i'll always be GORE-gous!

Why the Hell do you work here?: Because the magazine represents everything i love (sex, horror, and rock n' FUCKING roll,) oh and i got tired of holding a cardboard sign saying "Will pose for food"!

Favorite Motto or Quote: "You sure gotta perty lil mouth"

Finish this sentence; David Necro is: Smelly (cuz he's the shit!)

Last but not least, how can these foolish mortals contact you? jezahell@cryptmagazine.com and
https://www.facebook.com/jezahell

K.K. : STAFF WRITER/PHOTOGRAPHER


Born: November 28, 1966

Died: As soon as my eyes opened, otherwise 9/29/2004

Cause of Death, and the circumstances surrounding it: DILLIGAF Syndrome…basically, Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck.

Where do you call home? VIVA LAS VEGAS!!!

Hobbies and interests: Headbanging, sex, and writing sleazy horror stories.

Things you dislike: Monogamy. Car thieves. Teenagers that act like 'gangstas'. Grotesquely fat people that don't watch where they're going. Country-Western and 'House' music.

Favorite food and drink: Brandy and cream soda. Lasagna and fried chicken.

Favorite Artists: In no particular order: Saxon, Raven, Venom, UFO, Blue Oyster Cult, Manowar, Dream Theater, Warrant, more as the situation develops.

How do you like being Undead? GREAT! You can smoke and drink all you want!

Why the Hell do you work here? David Necro asked me to.

Favorite Quote? “If you’re going through Hell…keep going.” –Winston Churchill.

Finish this sentence; David Necro is: a cool publisher with good taste in music but impossible to have a short conversation with. (This is true. -DN)

Last but not least, how can these foolish mortals contact you? ShoKKers@aol.com and https://www.facebook.com/ken.kupstis

LEXA VONN: CRYPTGIRL/STAFF WRITER/PHOTOGRAPHER


Born: Dec. 24th, 1996 (rebirth)

Died: From Oct.22 1976 - Dec. 24th 1996

Cause of Death: Eternal sacrifice for a Satanic illuminati cult.

Where do you call home? Hollywood Forever Cemetery.

Hobbies and Interests: Ritualistically fucking rock stars, mind expanding
drugs, making art, being art, channeling information from beyond the
matrix, absinthe and ecstasy on a bear skin rug, serial killers, conspiracy
theories, "evil" people that are really good, "good" people that are really
evil, mind control experiments, burlesque, pin-up, walking through the
desert in lingerie, Mary Magdalene, Isis, Dionysus, preaching the gospel of
Marilyn Manson.

Things you dislike: Boring, unenlightened people that think they are cool
because they have tattoos, piercings, hair extensions, etc. but couldn't
tell you the orgin of their sub-culture to save their life! People who
think that Satanism is the same thing as nihilism and if you believe in
anything outside of nothing you are a Christian. People that call
themselves Satanists and draw bloody upside down crosses, devils and
monsters on everything...you're not a Satanist, you're a D&D geek! Design
your own religion! "I wasn't born with enough middle fingers, I don't need
to choose a side." And I like carrot cake but I don't like carrots, I
just don't!

Favorite food and drink: French food.

Favorite Artists: Marilyn Manson, Misfits, Jane's Addiction, Guns N' Roses,
GG Allin, The Cramps, Bauhaus.

How do you like being undead, and why? When I was alive, I was really dead.
Now that I am dead, I am finally living. Best thing: Multi-dimensional
time travel.

Why the Hell do you work here? I don't know...I think David recruited me
from somewhere.

Favorite Motto or Quote: "I don't have to kill anyone, I just think it!" -Charles Manson

Finish this sentence; David Necro is: a guy I met at a porno convention who
shares some interesting ties to the same people as I.

Last but not least, how can these foolish mortals contact you? opheliarising@hotmail.com and https://www.facebook.com/lexavonn

SUNSET VAMPYRE: STAFF WRITER/PHOTOGRAPHER


Born: 29th March 1666

Died: 29th March 1699 age 33

Cause of Death, and the circumstances surrounding it: Accidentally booked Birthday party at "Bloody Marys", a nightclub run by Vampires......

Place of Death: London, England.

Where do you call home? (a cemetery of your choosing) Highgate Cemetary, London. When visiting Los Angeles I tend to hang out in Westwood Cemetary, with a few other Hollywood Immortals.

Hobbies and Interests: Going to the Dentist, Painting my nails (I remove them from my victims first), Cooking. (see recipe).
VAMPIRE CANDY
First, decide how many you want to make - if its for a large group, choose a tall, adult male, or if its just for you, a skinny supermodel will suffice - but if you choose Kate Moss, remember this will only be enough for diet candy.
Choose your Artery - Radial, Femoral and Carotid are all good choices, but if you're in a hurry, choose the Aorta - absolutely huge, will drain the whole victim in less then 60 seconds. (Have a large bucket handy).
After draining the victim, lick your fingers clean, then place equal amounts of blood into ice cube trays (or wine glasses if its a formal dinner). Allow to cool. Stir occasionally to prevent separation of cells. When cold, turn out onto chilled serving platter, and eat within four hours.

Things you dislike: Absolutely hate Garlic. No, Really!

Favorite Food and Drink: See Recipe above - meets both criteria!

Favorite artists: NIN, Marilyn Manson, Rammstein, Ministry, Wednesday 13, et al.

How do you like being undead and why?: Pros: You get to wear cool Goth couture for eternity.
Cons: If you receive a life sentence in jail, you could be there for a very long time.....

Why the Hell do you work here?: I do? Wait a minute - did you hire me as a mortal on salary, or as a Vampire on slave labor? Yeah, David - I thought so......

Favorite Motto or Quote:
"It's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in!"

Last but not least, how can these foolish mortals contact you?: (email and facebook page) 
 
https://www.facebook.com/SunsetVampyre and ghoulsrus@aol.com

DARK WINTER: STAFF WRITER


Born: NEVER But I enter this flesh March 20th 1975

Died: Some time between July and Xmass 1994

Cause of Death, and the circumstances surrounding it: Broken heart

Where do you call home? LAS VEGAS!!! But for now I’m stuck in back in Michigan

Hobbies and interests: Music

Things you dislike: LIVING

Favorite food and drink: Shrimp, Mountain dew

Favorite Artists: In no particular order: IRON MAIDEN, DETHKLOK, RUTHLESS HORDE, AYUMI HAMASAKI, and to way to much to list here

How do you like being Undead? Just keep the pain killers coming

Why the Hell do you work here? My moose is sleeping

Favorite Quote? “I’m not a doctor I’m a grim reaper pissing on a pillar” –MYTH

Finish this sentence; David Necro is: THERE WHEN YOU NEED HIM!!!

Last but not least, how can these foolish mortals contact you?

https://www.facebook.com/sawakonotsadakobutimsukekiyo

Contributing Photographers:

Micah

Ben Cursi

Amie Dodd

Elizabeth V. Bouras

Miz

Ken 9

Bernie Alpert

Jenni Jayde: jenni@jennijayde.com

Contributing Writers:

Christopher Lee

JJ 2 Nuts!

DR. JUSTIN J. DUCKHAM

Napy

Jason

Miz

Chris Lacey

Dr. Graves: stevemgraves@yahoo.com

Jenni Jayde

Xenoglossia

Typhon Blaspherion

Ava

Mark L.

Promo Bitches:

Note: If you're a undead beauty with balls as well as brains, contact our Editor-In-Grief, David Necro. We're just die-ing to have you on our flyers and other promotional materials, and it's good exposure for you as well. In other words, we're using you and you're using us. So, everyone's happy, capice?

UGLY SHYLA


Born: Dec,5,1979 I share a birthday with Walt Disney and Little
Richard.Which explains allot.

Died: A few days ago and boy am I starting to smell!

Cause of Death: Suicide

Where do you call home? Irest Cemetery, Southern Louisiana

Hobbies and Interests: Doll making,fashion,makeup,religion,sewing,punk
rock,punk rock Bois ;P

Things you dislike: Human stupidity,Emo hairdo's,junkies and flip flop
shoes.

Favorite food and drink: Cajun food cause well I'm Cajun damn it.Coke or
Bubble Tea or Virgin Mary's.

Favorite Artists: David Bowie,Wayne/Jane County,Iggy Pop,GG Allin and Wendy O Williams. Basquiat, Hans Bellmer, Bosch,The Brothers Quay,Joel
Peter Witkin, John Santerineross.

How do you like being undead, and why? The feeling of freedom you get when
body parts just rot clean off.

Why the Hell do you work here? Some weird guy told me he'd ram a Spork in
my jugular if I didn't.

Favorite Motto or Quote: "Them that sin rebuke before all,so that others
may fear." I Timothy, The Bible.

Finish this sentence; David Necro is: Stays crunchy in Milk. (hmm? Does that mean she wants to eat me? -DN)

Last but not least, how can these foolish mortals contact you?
uglyshyla@cryptmagazine.com and www.myspace.com/uglyshyla

JEZAHELL


Born: I was born DEAD

Died: I can't. I'm already dead.

Cause of Death, and the circumstances surrounding it: Well, I was a still born, making me a Living Dead Girl.

Where do you call home? I have been known to lurk around Gilroy Cemetery in Gilroy, CA

Hobbies and Interests: Well, besides torturing teenage boys in my basement, I spend my life in a bathtub filled with blood. Fetish modeling, and curling up in my favorite blanket while watching a good ol' horror flick.

Things you dislike: Mustard, and if you ate anything that had it, dont be looking for a kiss from me!

Favorite Food and Drink: Anything and everything chocolate! To drink, i'll have an arnold palmer. To Drink Drink, I'll take a Vodka Tonic on the rocks!!!

Favorite artists: Marilyn Fuckin' Manson!!! Johnny Depp and Vince Vaughn also can get me a little hot and bothered :)

How do you like being undead and why?: I LOVE being undead cuz i'll never get old and i'll always be GORE-gous!

Why the Hell do you work here?: Because the magazine represents everything i love (sex, horror, and rock n' FUCKING roll,) oh and i got tired of holding a cardboard sign saying "Will pose for food"!

Favorite Motto or Quote: "You sure gotta perty lil mouth"

Finish this sentence; David Necro is: Smelly (cuz he's the shit!)

Last but not least, how can these foolish mortals contact you? jezahell@cryptmagazine.com and www.myspace.com/jezahell

MISTRESS PURGATORI


Born: Jan 23rd, 1981

Died: March 23rd, 2005

Cause of Death, and the circumstances surrounding it: Asphyxiation during fucking. I was
asphyiaxted while orgasming. At least I got that last
orgasm in.

Where do you call home?: Pierce Bros Westwood Memorial
Park in Hollywood, California.

Hobbies and Interests: Working out,UFC,disturbing evil
sexy intelligent girls,crazy sexy evil creative
intelligent boys,transvestites,muscians,bikers,artists,hot body
mod/suspension people,piercers,tattoo artists,serial
killers,ted bundy,jenna jameson,julie strain,Edsel
Dope&Virus,40 below summer,THE DEATH RIDERS,Jonny
Coffin&Blasko,DARK DISCIPLE,ROB ZOMBIE,SHERI MOON,the
Genitorturers,fashion,make-up,alternative modeling&art,music,dark writing,hard
liquor,drugs,clubbing,going to shows,cage-dancing,masterbation,asphyxiation&auto
erotic asphyxiation,shaved/waxed cunts,porn&female strippers,harley davidson motorcycles,caddy's,mustangs & hearses,horror&gore,corrupting the minds and limits of others,making others suffer for my pleasure and amusment,bloodplay/cutting,big
tits,fishnet&mesh,fur,knives,spanking,S&M,candlewax,violence
mixed with sex and death!

Things you dislike: unshaved or unwaxed cunts,stupid
people,macho men,most people,close-minded
people,boring people,stupid girls,weak people,people
with no drive in life,and lastly ALL forms of
religion!

Favorite Food and Drink: lobster,buffalo
shrimp, pizza, pasta and cheesecake. fav
drinks? Jagermeister,southern comfort,Vodka,rum,buttery
nipples,white russians,margarita's,pina
colad's,strawberry daiquiri's and Red wine.

Favorite Artists: this will be long! AL PACINO,ROBERT
DENIRO,WOODY HARRELSON,JULIETTE LEWIS,BRAD PITT,JAKE
GYLENHAAL,TED BUNDY,CHARLES MANSON,JIM MORRISON/doors,white/Rob
Zombie,Edsel Dope,Virus,JONNY COFFIN,BLASKO,THE DEATH
RIDERS,DARK DISCIPLE,THE GENITORTURERS,DOPE,40 BELOW
SUMMER,SOCIETY 1,MARILYN MANSON,GLENN DANZIG,NIN/TRENT
REZNOR,SKANK,ALICE COOPER,SEXY DEATH,DEAD SEXY,SEX
PISTOLS/SID VICIOUS,the ramones,bettie
page,ac/dc,motley crue,pantera,damgeplan,lords of
acid,sister kill cycle,deconstruct,BRYAN
CHRISTOPHER,ZENOVA BRAEDEN,LAUME CONROY,RUSS MEYER&HIS
FILMS,ROB BLACK&HIS FILMS,pitbull
daycare,nocturne,kmfdm,oliver stone,quentin
tarentino,mark ryden,MICHAEL Ferentino,the series
oz,the series deadwood,the sopranos/james
gandolfini,NATURAL BORN KILLERS, DAVID
LACHAPELLE,JENNA JAMESON,brigette
nielson,Syndel,Satyran,artskull,sasha spyce,rachel
minx,Phelanie Angel,marilyn Monroe,Gia
Carangi,angelina jolie,DITA VON TEESE,MISTRESS
PERSEPHONE,MISTRESS DOMIANA,ANTON LAVEY,Tyra
banks,xtina aguilera,SHERI MOON,nicole kidman,janice
dickinson,julie strain,eric & Lyle Menendez,david
draiman,disturbed,CARMEN ELECTRA,DAVE NAVARRO,HENRY
ROLLINS,black flag,cannibal corpse,BLS,Zakk
Wylde,SKUNK,Jayne Mansfield,Myself and too many other
ppl too list.

How do you like being undead, and why?: I love it,Now I
can fuck deadbodies without being considered a
necrophiliac anymore.and the fact that's I'll always
be a sexy lolita looking ghoul.

Why the Hell do you work here?: plenty of creative
sex,horror,rock n fucking roll and evil bitches with
big racks.

Favorite Motto or Quote:"madness is the gift given to
Me"-david draiman.

Finish this sentence; David Necro is: My next
Rape and cannibal victim. (rape is fine, but go eat a foolish mortal, sheesh! -DN)

Last but not least, how can these foolish mortals
contact you?: mistresspurgatori@cryptmagazine.com and www.myspace.com/mistresspurgatori

KINDRA RAVENMOON


Born: The 11th of the 3rd month during the dawn of the Earth's
exisitance.

Died: Never actually fully died otherwise I wouldnt be filling this out
haha.Life ended and changed over to what it is now for me ,sometime ago
after what seems to have been centuries of extreme bordom THERE IS NO END
JUST RELEASE....

Cause of Death: Will be the torturous bordom I 've faced through out the
ages, caused from living in everyday society.This caused me to end life as I
once knew it and become who and what I am today.

Where do you call home?: Home is where my stuff is.

Hobbies and Interests: Study and research the occult sciences and the
paranormal,acient societies,religons and Nazi conspiracies.Also paint,work
with clay,write,work on my magaizine Lune Noire,music,dark alternative
modeling,meditation,yoga,finding ways to keep occupied so not to kill
people.

Things you dislike: Mundane,pathetic human beings,ignorance-choosing to be
stupid,hip-hop-rap-crap-radio playing alternative pop shit so called music
,emos,bordom,followers,jealiousy,weak mindedness,liers and hypocrates.

Favorite food and drink:Singapore noodles,sushi,Indian food

Favorite artists: Wastescape(is my BF's band),Black,death and some old
school metal,Neo-Folk,dark ambient, Nordic & Celtic folk music, some dark
wave or so called gothic music,classical and funerary musics,way to many
artisits to list for I figured just to narrow this down to music types.

How do you like being undead and why?: The wonderful feeling of freedom and
knowing that I am on a higher level than those who call themselves the
living,they are just maggots of rotting flesh who just think that they are
alive when in all reality they are the ones who are truely dead.

Why the Hell do you work here?: Must keep from being bored....must
keep my mind occupied not to kill people...why the hell not?

Favorite Motto or Quote: "Every Deal is an Act of Pride,Every Promise is a
Potential Lie"-There is no end just release.....(the first part author
unknown,the last part is all me).

Finish this sentence; David Necro is: Going to stench real good in my
cauldron.

Last but not least, how can these foolish mortals contact you?:

kindra_ravenmoon13@hotmail.com

www.myspace.com/sundeadmorning

www.freewebs.com/kindraravenmoon

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