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Im Jade, im 28 and I live in the Capitol city of West Virginia, and I kinda dig it these days. Im originally from a very tiny backwoods town in Boone County....don't ask me about Jesco White please. I hate that shit lol I dont have any kids, I hate children, and id eat my young... if I didnt assume babies would taste like shit. Good bit of tattoos. Chest piece, half sleeve, 13 (i think) random others. Ive also got my bellybutton pierced like every other American slut that grew up in the 90s, and my ear lobes are at 9/16''. Im a freelance model, more for hobby than career these days. Im a huge book and movie buff, both preferrably of the horror genre. As a matter of fact, I love anything and everything about the horror genre. I used to be a beauty school drop-out, but I recently dropped back in and im working on a piercing apprenticeship. Im not well liked for the most part to be honest. I dress like a whore, cuss like sailor, drink like a pirate and I really can't stand other women, unless its in bed. Someday when im old im going to start loving Jesus and baking cookies and all of that. Or, ill die young and burn. We'll see I suppose! 

*My Stats:
Height: 5' 0"
Weight: 105 lbs
Bust: 36"
Waist: 26"
Hips: 36"
Cup: B
Dress: 4
Shoe: 5.5
Hair color: Purple (for now)
Hair length: Medium
Eye color: Brown
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Skin color: Light tan

I like Crypt Magazine, cause they just don't give a fuck what anyone else thinks. They also feature some amazing movies, stories, bands, ladies and anything else you would ever want or need in life or in a magazine!  


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