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Sands Expo Center
Las Vegas, NV
by David Necro
Photos by: Elton Evans
Well, this was my 4th AVN Expo. Like years before, for a moment, you were able to feel that you were part of something big. Also, the fact that you could actually interact with these objects of our sleaziest fantasies made one feel like a kid in a candy store. This was a celebration of the American Way; Freedom of Speech, a better life for one's self, and of course sexual freedom. Plus, the free shit like dvds, t-shirts and other merch wasn't something to be missed either.
The only thing that was missing was booze, free booze. The notion of "we're not here for a long time, so let's have a good time." was very strong. As was this whole event in general. There was also the unavoidable psychological bent to this show, meaning that if you put an attractive female in front of a crowd of horny guys, they will lose all sense of composure. Well, except me.This "experiment" was conducted repeatedly. Basically, most of these guys acted like they've never seen a chick before. And it wouldn't surprise me if they haven't.
If this is a repeat of past AVN reviews...well it is. There's really nothing new to report. Some of you are probably saying, "oh come on Necro, you're being lazy."
Maybe I am, maybe it's because I'm jaded. Just remember, I went to this for you, the readers.
So, it was chicks galore, previews of the latest flicks, and a fuckin' sleazy vibe in the air. Everything a Crypt Magazine reader would want!
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